flangazor's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Severe - Beating]

No.

"all spanish teachers should DiE" You need help if you truly feel that way. I assume you are in High School, so please see the schools' guidance counselor or social worker.

The movie was also pretty poor.

[Zero Wing]

Not anything we haven't seen

It was very reminiscant to any of the cutscenes from any of the Combat Instrincts. Except you put it with completely irrelevant music.

It was a good effort though.

[8-Bit Theater Episode 7]

Not impressive at all..

It wasn't anything new but you used Iron Maiden so I'm forced to give you a good score for sound. Doh!

[Societal Puppeteer (Ep.2)]

Good job

I am not a particular fan of Sublime, but I applaud this effort. The facial expressions are simple but effective and maximum respect to the most accurately animated guitar solo I have ever seen in a flash animation. Email me if theres a better one! ;) Keep up the good work!

[Snail mating ritual]

A comedy lacking the funny part...

I presume this was supposed to be funny.

You failed.

[Delicious vs Bukaki Boy]

Muhaha

This was great for people that know what Bukaki is. I guess its not funny at all to people who dont know what it is and get suprised at the end.

Delicious responds:

What is Bukaki?

[all yor base r blong 2 us]

Instant Classic

I love this movie. The song is catchy, the images are incredibly well done. The whole thing reminds me of www.engrish.com a really funny site about more Japanese English grammar mistakes. Check out Fallout Tactics (www.interplay.com/fallouttact ics) there's a capture the flag map with the 'all your base' theme. An instant classic!!

[Microdot]

Nice one.

Nice job. Simple and obvious implication of a drug dealer. I know the song, but I cant quite place it. I kept thinking it was the theme from Mononoke Hime. Maybe its from another anime? What one? I hope to see more good work from you!

[Hack The Planet]

You didnt write this? You didnt do anything then.

All of this was a manifesto. There was no animation. There was some alpha tweening. I am not in the habit of giving someone marks for successfully performing 5 alpha tweens.

Nothing in this made me think you are a hacker. I am still of the mentality that a hacker is a programmer that doesn't use a plan. Why not make a plan? Things become much easier. Learn to engineer software instead of "hacking it out".

The OTHER hackers.. most of them are 'script kiddies' that go onto irc and get flood banned from all the #'s they can. 'Look, I used a DoS script on someone. I am l33t.'

How about 'I wish I had a program that did [something]' and then writing it? I think that would be more effective in improving the image of hackers then encroaching on someone elses privacy and property.

And why is another reviewer writing crap code in Pascal? C++ or Lisp baby!

[Miss Calamachino]

I take it Ms. Calamachino is your teacher...

I take it Ms. Calamachino is your teacher and you don't like her. This would have been funny if I was in your class, but I am not. So I saw no humour in it at all. If you made her up, then let us all hope that no one in this world has an annoying high pitched voice like that.

Newgrounds if viewed by people all over the world. If you are expecting a high vote or good reviews, maybe you should pick a topic that is more global instead of an inside joke funny to 20 people.

(and the animation sucked)